That’s right biatches I’m still around, can’t get rid of me that easily. I’m like a unflushable super turd that just keep floating to the surface. How’s that for a open metaphor?

This is Norm’s band Betrayer and he asked me to do a quick promo shoot for them. Naturally, we picked the coldest f’ing day to do it on, at night which goes without saying. It was a bit nipply out to say the least.

Don’t let anyone tell you any different, but metal dudes are smarter than photographers. You see they wore hats and gloves, have proper winter jackets. Not me though, I’m too dumb for all that fancy stuff; I go out in my leather coat, no gloves, and no hat. Pure genius.